Crazy Crap #266: The part where I compose a poem for Eamon

I have eaten
the muffin
given to you by Caroline.
I was hungry and

it was just

sitting

there.

Crazy Crap #265: The part where James has aspirations

Sadly, I now crib from Facebook. This is Ann's latest report on James, via Facebook status. It's too brilliant not to report:

James has an idea for a new TV show called "The Just Me Show." He says he would be the only one on the show, thus the name.

He would play himself and several other characters including Goggles (a baby), Scruffy (a dog), and a guy named Jazz Dancer.