Crazy Crap Item #200: The part where James learns to spell

This latest item from my neighbor Ann, regarding a dialogue with her son James, age 4:

This morning James said upon waking up ,"I know how to spell teeth, t-o-n-e." I told him that that doesn't spell "teeth."

James --"What does it spell?"
Me -- "It spells tone"
short pause....
James -- "Oh, then I know how to spell tone"