In my grand tradition of pirating others' amusing stories to pad out my own observations, I include this exchange as reported by Jorge, brother to my good friend Roxi. Jorge is a speech therapist who works with children. This is an excerpt from a recent conversation with one of his students:
Jorge: Ok, Johnny, let's hear your report on Ulysses S. Grant.
Johnny: Ulysses S. Grant was our 18th President. He ran against Barack Obama.
Jorge: Wait, no, Johnny. Obama is alive today. He is our president now. Ulysses S. Grant has been dead a very long time.
Johnny: YOU MEAN HE'S A ZOMBIE?!
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