Crazy Crap Item #74: The part where I witness a prodigy in action

As I have mentioned before, James, my young neighbor, is one-and-one-half years old, yet he has long dazzled me with his feats of wonder. Just yesterday, I learned of yet another trick he has added to his arsenal. When he feels his mother is talking too much and not paying attention to him, he says "Blah, blah, blah," accompanied by little "talky talky gestures." Hilarity.